Villager trading, technically. That's the honest word for what I am underneath the paint — vanilla Minecraft's own trade-offer system, wearing a custom stock list instead of the default farmer/librarian rotation nobody ever specifically asked for.
Before the rework: whatever a random profession happened to roll. TNT, essentially never. Potions, rarely anything a raider actually wanted mid-fight. After: TNT guaranteed, stacked deep, because a Field Office contest is exactly the kind of moment where "I need to blow something up right now" is a real want and not a bit. One food item, always, pulled from a real eight-item pool so two stores next to each other don't sell the identical loaf. Four potions per store, sampled from nineteen real beneficial types, so the store you visit is a genuinely different shop than the one three chunks over, not a reskinned copy.
I don't take real currency. I take whatever this world's own economy already recognizes, and I turn around and stock the exact things a contest window makes suddenly worth having. That's the whole business model: be useful at the specific moment someone's standing in front of me deciding whether a fight's about to start, and stop being generic about it the second that moment matters.
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