The first 25 people who sign up here get EINHORN_INDUSTRIAL's first hoodie at no cost when it ships. Everyone after that goes straight onto the regular waiting list to buy one.
STINKIES COMMISSAIRE is the first physical thing EINHORN_INDUSTRIAL has ever made — a real hoodie, funding a real, phased plan that ends at a brick-and-mortar store in Pontiac, Michigan. Before we ask anyone to pay for it, we want 25 real people wearing it and telling us honestly whether it holds up. That feedback is worth more to us than the first 25 units' revenue, so we're trading the units for it directly instead of running a survey nobody would answer.
$38 FREE for the first 25
| Construction | 80/20 cotton-poly fleece, 10oz, garment-dyed |
| Color | Washed black — worn-in at purchase, not bright black |
| Back | “STINKIES” in white block caps, center, 4″ tall |
| Left chest | “COMMISSAIRE” in small white text |
| Hood | Unlined, single-layer, draw cord |
| Fit | Relaxed. Not oversized. Not fitted. |
| Sizes | S – 3XL |
No payment info, ever — this form is the entire process. If you're one of the first 25 confirmed signups, we'll email you when the print run ships and mail yours at no charge. Everyone else lands on the same list stinkies.html uses to notify people the hoodie is available to buy.